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Twelve Days Of Christmas Pregnancy Style

Twelve Days Of Christmas Pregnancy Style

Pregnancy
Dec 21, 2016

On the first day of Christmas
my pregnancy gave to me:
A full bladder needing to pee.

On the second day of Christmas
my pregnancy gave to me:
Two leaky boobs
and a full bladder needing to pee.

On the third day of Christmas
my pregnancy gave to me:
Three months’ nausea
Two leaky boobs
and a full bladder needing to pee.

On the fourth day of Christmas
my pregnancy gave to me:
Four anxious in-laws
Three months’ nausea
Two leaky boobs
and a full bladder needing to pee.

On the fifth day of Christmas
my pregnancy gave to me:
FIVE UL-TRA-SOUNDS
Four anxious in-laws
Three months’ nausea
Two leaky boobs
and a full bladder needing to pee.

On the sixth day of Christmas
my pregnancy gave to me:
Six crazy cravings
FIVE UL-TRA-SOUNDS
Four anxious in-laws
Three months’ nausea
Two leaky boobs
and a full bladder needing to pee.

On the seventh day of Christmas
my pregnancy gave to me:
Seven days no pooping
Six crazy cravings
FIVE UL-TRA-SOUNDS
Four anxious in-laws
Three months’ nausea
Two leaky boobs
and a full bladder needing to pee.

On the eighth day of Christmas
my pregnancy gave to me:
Eight moods a swinging
Seven days no pooping
Six crazy cravings
FIVE UL-TRA-SOUNDS
Four anxious in-laws
Three months’ nausea
Two leaky boobs
and a full bladder needing to pee.

On the ninth day of Christmas
my pregnancy gave to me:
Nine months of changing
Eight moods a swinging
Seven days no pooping
Six crazy cravings
FIVE UL-TRA-SOUNDS
Four anxious in-laws
Three months’ nausea
Two leaky boobs
and a full bladder needing to pee.

On the tenth day of Christmas
my pregnancy gave to me:
Ten nights no sleeping
Nine months of changing
Eight moods a swinging
Seven days no pooping
Six crazy cravings
FIVE UL-TRA-SOUNDS
Four anxious in-laws
Three months’ nausea
Two leaky boobs
and a full bladder needing to pee.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my pregnancy gave to me:
Eleven days waiting
Ten nights no sleeping
Nine months of changing
Eight moods a swinging
Seven days no pooping
Six crazy cravings
FIVE UL-TRA-SOUNDS
Four anxious in-laws
Three months’ nausea
Two leaky boobs
and a full bladder needing to pee.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my pregnancy gave to me:
Twelve hours breathing
Eleven days waiting
Ten nights no sleeping
Nine months of changing
Eight moods a swinging
Seven days no pooping
Six crazy cravings
FIVE UL-TRA-SOUNDS
Four anxious in-laws
Three months’ nausea
Two leaky boobs
and a finally a little baby.

Merry Christmas!


Loree Siermachesky lives in Medicine Hat and is a multi-certified labour and postpartum doula, certified Lamaze childbirth educator, certified breastfeeding counselor, certified placenta encapsulation specialist and a certified car seat technician. She has had the honour of attending over 1400 births in the last 20 years and is one of Alberta's most prominent doulas. She is well-known within the international doula community and greatly respected by the medical providers in Medicine Hat, Lethbridge, Brooks, Taber, and Calgary. Her original business, Special Deliveries Doula Services, won the Medicine Hat Chamber of Commerce Small Business of the Year in 2013. In 2016 she was nominated as a Women in Business Inspire Award nominee and she was honoured by her peers as the prestigious ProDoula's Diamond Award recipient. She looks forward to growing Elite Doula Group in all parts of southern Alberta.